Description
Penis Envy – Functional Mushroom Chocolate Bar
From Shroomyz.us, Seattle’s trusted source for legal mushroom wellness
What Is “Penis Envy” (Legal Version)
“Penis Envy” is our legal, non‑psychoactive functional mushroom chocolate bar. It’s crafted for those who want the reputation of a bold name, but with zero psilocybin or hallucinogens. Instead, it delivers proven bioactive compounds from functional mushrooms to help with cognitive clarity, immunity, mood, and overall vitality.
Bioactive / Chemical Compounds & What Users Need
Here are the key chemicals / bioactives users care about, that “Penis Envy” includes (or should include), drawn from functional mushroom science:
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Beta‑glucans (1,3 / 1,6 β‑d‑glucans): These polysaccharides are well‑known immune modulators. They help stimulate immune cell activity (macrophages, NK cells, T cells), reduce inflammation, and may help with cholesterol and lipid profiles. Mycogenius+3PubMed+3PubMed+3
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Polysaccharides in general: beyond beta‑glucans, they help support gut health, immune balance, antioxidant activity. PubMed+2Mycogenius+2
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Hericenones & Erinacines (from Lion’s Mane): Compounds that stimulate Nerve Growth Factor (NGF), which supports neural health, cognition, possibly mood and memory. Users interested in brain fog, focus, creativity often want these. PubMed+3GREENDORSE+3Mushroom Works+3
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Triterpenes (e.g. from Reishi): Anti‑inflammatory, immune supporting, possibly liver‑protective. Shroomfan+2PubMed+2
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Cordycepin / Adenosine analogues (from Cordyceps): Contribute to energy (ATP production), oxygen usage, endurance. Mycogenius+2Mushroom Maestro+2
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Phenolic compounds, sterols, antioxidants: protecting against oxidative stress, supporting cardiovascular health. PubMed+2MDPI+2
Product Details & Features
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Flavor Profile: Rich dark chocolate (70 %+ cacao) base that blends smoothly with earthy, nutty, subtle mushroom undertones.
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Ingredients: Dark cacao, organic sugar or sweetener, functional mushroom extracts (lion’s mane, cordyceps, reishi etc.), possibly chaga or others depending on batch. Vegan, gluten‑free.
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Suggested Use: One square (or as defined) per day; can increase after assessing tolerance. Good when paired with morning drink or as mental pick‑me‑up.
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Allergen Statement: May contain traces of soy, nuts, dairy depending on facility. Always check batch label.
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Lab Testing: Third‑party tested for heavy metals, microbial safety, purity of mushroom species / extract. Transparent sourcing.
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Legal Compliance: No psilocybin, no psychoactive substances. Fully legal in all U.S. states.
Benefits & Who It’s For
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Improved focus, clarity, memory support
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Natural, calm energy without caffeine crash
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Supports immune function and resilience
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Helps manage stress and promote mood balance
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Ideal for professionals, students, wellness enthusiasts, people exploring nootropics
Why Choose “Penis Envy” from Shroomyz.us
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Made in Seattle under strict quality standards
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Transparent ingredient sourcing
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No illegal or grey‑area substances
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Taste and effect designed for wellness, not trips
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Customer satisfaction, safety, and lab‑verified potency
