Description
🌟 Golden Teacher – Functional Mushroom Chocolate Bar
Inspired by the wisdom of nature — without the trip.
At Shroomyz.us, we’ve reimagined one of the most iconic mushroom names — Golden Teacher — as a legal, adaptogenic chocolate bar designed for daily cognitive support, energy, and immunity. This version contains zero psilocybin and is 100% compliant with U.S. supplement laws.
Instead of psychedelic compounds, this bar is infused with a carefully selected blend of functional mushrooms known for their neuroprotective, anti-inflammatory, and performance-enhancing properties — all delivered in a smooth, rich dark chocolate base.
🍄 Functional Ingredients + Wellness Benefits
| Ingredient | Function |
|---|---|
| Lion’s Mane (Hericium erinaceus) | Boosts memory, focus, and brain cell regeneration through NGF (nerve growth factor) stimulation. |
| Cordyceps Militaris | Increases cellular energy (ATP), improves oxygen use, and supports physical stamina. |
| Reishi (Ganoderma lucidum) | Calms the nervous system, supports immune balance, and reduces chronic inflammation. |
| Chaga | Rich in antioxidants and betulinic acid, protecting the body from oxidative stress. |
| Beta-glucans | Found in all functional mushrooms, beta-glucans enhance immune response and cell repair. |
| Dark Chocolate (70% cacao) | High in theobromine and flavonoids for mood elevation and cardiovascular support. |
✅ No psilocybin
✅ No synthetic nootropics
✅ 100% legal in all 50 U.S. states
✅ Lab-tested for safety and purity
✅ Vegan and gluten-free
🍫 Product Details
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Product Name: Golden Teacher
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Weight: 56g (2oz)
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Type: Functional adaptogenic dark chocolate bar
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Flavor Profile: Smooth and earthy with notes of dark cacao and subtle mushroom umami
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Serving Size: 1–2 squares daily
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Shelf Life: 12 months (store cool and dry)
🧠 Who Should Use Golden Teacher?
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Professionals and students seeking daily cognitive edge
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Wellness-conscious consumers looking for a natural supplement alternative
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Fitness enthusiasts who need stamina without stimulants
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Burnout-prone individuals managing stress or fatigue
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Anyone seeking legal, high-performance mushroom nutrition with no psychedelic effects
⚖️ Why the Name “Golden Teacher”?
While the original Golden Teacher mushroom is known for its psychedelic history, this bar is a legal and grounded interpretation of that concept. It’s built to teach your body how to function better — mentally, physically, and emotionally — through clean, plant-powered chemistry and adaptogenic mushroom science.
🚚 Available Now on Shroomyz.us
All products at Shroomyz.us are:
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Fully compliant with U.S. laws
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Free from psilocybin or any hallucinogens
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Shipped nationwide from our Seattle facility
