Description
Welcome to shroomyz.us — your home for high‑quality legal mushroom‑based wellness treats made in Seattle. We’re proud to introduce Uncut Penis Envy, our latest all‑natural functional mushroom chocolate bar crafted for clarity, energy, and daily balance.
What Is Uncut Penis Envy?
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A luxurious chocolate bar infused with premium, non‑psychoactive functional mushroom extracts.
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No psilocybin, no psychoactive compounds. Fully legal and produced under strict quality controls in Seattle.
Key Ingredients & Bioactives
| Ingredient | Function / Benefit |
|---|---|
| Lion’s Mane extract | Supports cognitive health, nerve growth factor (NGF) production, improves focus and memory. Hamilton’s Mushrooms+2hyperwolf.la+2 |
| Reishi extract | Adaptogenic support for stress moderation, promotes immune balance, relaxation. hyperwolf.la+2Kaicao Fabrica de Chocolate SL+2 |
| Cordyceps extract | Boosts energy metabolism (ATP), stamina, supports oxygen usage. Synchronicity Health+2hyperwolf.la+2 |
| Beta‑glucans & polysaccharides | Key immune modulators, help reduce inflammation, provide antioxidant support. preventivemedicinedaily.com+2Kaicao Fabrica de Chocolate SL+2 |
| Triterpenes | Present in mushrooms like reishi, help cellular protection, anti‑oxidative and anti‑inflammatory activity. Kaicao Fabrica de Chocolate SL+2Kaicao Fabrica de Chocolate SL+2 |
| Premium cacao / dark chocolate base | Rich in flavonoids, theobromine, mild caffeine‑like compounds; enhances flavor and antioxidant synergy. Hamilton’s Mushrooms+2Kaicao Fabrica de Chocolate SL+2 |
Product Details
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Weight / Size: e.g. 2 oz (approximately 56g) bar
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Chocolate Type: High‑cacao dark chocolate (70 % cacao) or variant
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Dosage Suggestion: One or two small pieces per day; adjust depending on tolerance to functional mushroom extracts
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Allergens: May contain traces of soy, nuts, milk depending on processing; always check label
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Storage: Cool, dry place away from direct heat and strong odors
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Manufacturing: Seattle, WA – lab tested for heavy metals, microbial safety, patents / standards of extract purity
Benefits & Who It’s For
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Mental clarity & focus — ideal for morning rituals or situations needing heightened cognition.
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Energy & stamina — for busy workdays, exercise, or when you need sustained performance without jittery stimulants.
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Stress relief — support for the nervous system and stress‑response, helping calm mind and body.
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Immune system support — thanks to polysaccharides and adaptogens helping modulate immune function.
Safety & Usage Notes
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Not a substitute for medical advice. Consult a healthcare provider if pregnant, nursing, on medication, or managing a health condition.
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Start with small portion to assess tolerance. Some people may be sensitive to compounds like caffeine or theobromine in cacao.
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Keep away from children.
Why Choose Uncut Penis Envy from Shroomyz.us
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Crafted in Seattle under strict quality and safety controls.
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Transparent ingredient sourcing.
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Fully non‑psychotropic; no illegal or controlled substances.
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Delicious flavor meets wellness — chocolate you want to eat, benefits you want to get.
How to Use
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Best enjoyed as a treat with morning coffee or tea, midday snack, or evening unwind (if your caffeine tolerance permits).
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Can be paired with a mindfulness ritual: small bite, breath, focus, etc.
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