Description
Blue Meanies – Functional Mushroom Chocolate Bar
by Shroomyz.us – Based in Seattle – Legal Mushroom Wellness
Blue Meanies, redefined for clarity — not psychedelia.
At Shroomyz.us, we honor the legendary mushroom strains by transforming their names into legal, functional, performance-focused chocolate bars made with adaptogenic mushrooms and no psilocybin. Our Blue Meanies bar delivers clean, cognitive fuel designed for people who demand focus, resilience, and mood support — with none of the illegal compounds.
Crafted from rich 70% dark chocolate and infused with powerful nootropic fungi like lion’s mane, cordyceps, and reishi, this bar is a modern answer to what high-performance users truly seek: mental clarity, immune protection, and natural vitality.
🍄 Functional Ingredients & Benefits
| Ingredient | What It Supports |
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| Lion’s Mane | Boosts brain function, memory retention, and cognitive clarity via NGF (nerve growth factor) activation. |
| Cordyceps Militaris | Enhances natural energy, improves oxygen uptake, and supports athletic performance and stamina. |
| Reishi | Helps regulate cortisol, supports stress recovery, and strengthens the immune system. |
| Chaga | Loaded with antioxidants and betulinic acid to combat inflammation and oxidative stress. |
| Beta-glucans | Vital for immune health and cellular repair across all mushroom types. |
| Dark Chocolate (70% Cacao) | Delivers theobromine and flavonoids for mood elevation and cardiovascular health. |
✅ No psilocybin or psychoactive ingredients
✅ Legal in all U.S. states
✅ Vegan, gluten-free, and dairy-free
✅ Lab-tested for safety and purity
✅ Designed for daily use — no high, no crash
🍫 Product Details
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Product Name: Blue Meanies
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Weight: 56g (2 oz)
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Type: Functional dark chocolate bar with legal mushroom extracts
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Suggested Use: 1–2 squares daily
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Taste Profile: Rich dark cacao with earthy, umami mushroom tones
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Storage: Cool, dry place away from sunlight
🧠 Why Blue Meanies?
The name “Blue Meanies” originally referred to a potent psychedelic mushroom. Here, we flip the script — zero psilocybin, full legal compliance — and deliver a product that offers the mental sharpness and daily wellness modern users crave.
This is not about escapism — it’s about optimization.
🌿 Who Is It For?
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Entrepreneurs, developers, and creatives seeking mental clarity
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Professionals experiencing burnout or brain fog
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Health-conscious consumers wanting legal, functional alternatives
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Athletes looking for natural energy and endurance
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Individuals new to adaptogenic supplements but seeking trusted, legal options
🔬 Why Choose Shroomyz.us?
We specialize in legal functional mushroom supplements. Every bar is handcrafted in Seattle, third-party tested, and made with premium cacao and mushroom extracts backed by scientific research. No synthetic fillers, no grey-area compounds — just real mushrooms, real benefits.
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