Description
Albino Penis Envy – Functional Mushroom Chocolate Bar
From Shroomyz.us – Seattle’s trusted destination for functional, legal mushroom wellness
What Is Albino Penis Envy?
Despite its provocative name, Albino Penis Envy from Shroomyz.us is 100% legal and psilocybin-free, made for those who want the cognitive and wellness benefits associated with mushrooms — without any psychedelic effects.
This adaptogenic mushroom chocolate bar combines potent nootropics like lion’s mane, cordyceps, and reishi, layered into rich dark chocolate. It’s ideal for enhancing focus, energy, and immunity — no hallucinations, no legal gray areas.
What Users Are Looking For — And What We Deliver
Users searching for strains like “Albino Penis Envy” are often chasing:
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Focus / Creativity
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Stress management
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Mood balance
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Energy without caffeine
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Immune system support
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Natural cognitive enhancement
Our functional chocolate is packed with the bioactive compounds your body actually needs:
| Compound | Mushroom Source | Effects Sought |
|---|---|---|
| Beta-glucans | Reishi, Chaga | Immune modulation, inflammation reduction |
| Hericenones | Lion’s Mane | Nerve growth factor (NGF), brain health, clarity |
| Cordycepin | Cordyceps | ATP energy, oxygen use, physical endurance |
| Ganoderic acids | Reishi | Adaptogenic support, stress balance, anti‑fatigue |
| Polyphenols | Cacao | Mood elevation, antioxidant, cardiovascular health |
Product Details
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Flavor Profile: Bold, earthy dark chocolate with slight mushroom depth and clean, bittersweet finish
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Ingredients: Dark cacao (70%+), lion’s mane extract, cordyceps extract, reishi extract, chaga extract (optional), coconut sugar or low-GI sweetener.
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Form: Breakable bar; microdose-friendly (1 square per use recommended)
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Vegan / Gluten-Free: Yes
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Lab Tested: Yes – every batch is third-party tested for safety, heavy metals, and mushroom species accuracy
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Compliant: No psilocybin, no illegal substances. 100% legal in the U.S.
Who Is This For?
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Health-conscious professionals
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Wellness seekers looking for natural nootropics
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Individuals trying to reduce caffeine or stimulants
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People interested in “microdosing” benefits — without psychedelics
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Fans of legacy mushroom strains, reimagined for modern wellness
Why Buy Albino Penis Envy from Shroomyz.us?
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Seattle-based and formulated with care
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No psilocybin – functional mushrooms only
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Transparent lab testing and batch reports
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Fast, discrete shipping across the U.S.
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Premium chocolate base + therapeutic dosing of functional fungi
